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"Surprised flamboyant businessman" - Yes, that's actually part of the title, where they add he's "taking notes with a cute pink pen." Because this is apparently how gay businessmen conduct themselves...

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"Multiethnic gay couple in the park" - Don't let the lack of glasses fool you: our businessman is fond of pink T-shirts too. Here he is with his boyfriend.

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"Interracial gay couple outdoor close up" - Or is his boyfriend, who's now rocking a bandana scarf, dating this other guy wearing pink?

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"Beautiful image of gay couple" - Or did he start dating this guy wearing pink after he got glasses? Same white tee though, and probably the same park.

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"Gay couple in the park with their pet" - But that new guy is dating our businessman! And they have a cat!

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"Expert in gay health raising the rainbow flag" - But he's apparently a successful doctor, so we understand how he stole both their hearts.

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"Happy gay couple working together in office" - Actually, it looks like only one of them is working, seemingly unaware that his significant other is hamming it up for the camera.

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"Gay couple carrying rolled up carpet at new home" - Not saying all white people look alike, but it seems like this is the couple from the previous image, sans glasses and with new T-shirts.

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"Smiling gay couple with child in garden" - See? Glasses! There are actually a bunch of photos of these guys together, but none prepared us for the fact that they apparently have a kid.

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"Relationship problems" - But at least our previous couple looked happy. We would hate for them to end up like "interracial gay couple going through relationship problems."

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"Very sad" - Or like "two young casual men sitting back to back on white background and looking very sad."

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"Quarreled young lesbian couple at home" - But female couples have their issues too. And when they do, one takes off her socks and sits with her feet up, back turned, on one end of the couch. Meanwhile, her girlfriend's taken up residence on the other end of the couch, and neither are watching TV!

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"Young gay couple fighting pillows in the bedroom" - At least the previous ladies didn't resort to violence, like this very realistic lesbian couple.

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"Hilarious emotional ladies caught in a process" - Why can't they be as happy as this "emotional" couple playing video games in bed together? As lesbian couples do, of course.

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"Sexual attraction to sex" -

Or look as happy as these women, who are apparently kissing? The caption doesn't help much: "Homosexual couple in love of pretty girls or cute women with stylish makeup and beautiful, long hair kissing and hugging outdoors on wooden, front door. Sexual attraction to sex."

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"Young [women] have fun outdoor" - That's still better than whatever this twinning situation right here is.

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"Portrait of two young boys gay" - Stop with the twincest! Gay couples don't all look and dress alike!

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"Gay lover or Homosexual concept" - What even is this? Apparently, "Young Homosexual Asian Male couples or male lovers looking together with love."

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"Lovely gay couple" - Let's just go back to couples being impractical, but not striving for identical. Like kissing with shaving cream on—the sweetest tasting of kisses...

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"Happy gay couple lying in bed at home" - Oh to be booped on the nose by your partner while in bed: the epitome of sexy!

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"Smiling and pointing" -

Are they a couple, or is this a bromance? The description certainly doesn't help: "A 20s year with a 30s years men isolated on white background smiling and pointing."

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"Gay couple in studio kissing each other" - That guy looks thrilled to be getting kissed on the head. Not awkward at all.

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"Valentine's Day Toothbrush romance" - We're just glad these gay toothbrushes are practicing safe sex.

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"Lesbian couple toothbrush" - The myth that lesbians can't get STDs or STIs prevails for toothbrushes as well. At least their positioning is unique...

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"Gay summer party" - A summer party, really? Or are "the gays" coming for Easter as well?

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"Young gay couple with red Christmas hats" - Christmas?! Well, actually, besides the hats, this may be the most pathetic Christmas scene ever. Is that a weed?

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"NYC Pride Parade" - An LGBTQ stock image of a stock image company at an LGBTQ parade. Now this is just confusing!

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"Woman is angry" -

Is she angry because of the gay agenda? According to the image description, that woman in plaid is actually jealous, and what we're seeing is a love triangle. Not quite sure about the paper bags though...

See also: The most bizarre stock photos on the internet!

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