Donovan Woods is a Canadian singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist with a big voice and a bigger personality.

He was born and raised in Sarnia, Ontario—the perfect small town to let creativity brew and manifest in both songwriting and tweet-drafting. So far, he's put out four albums, been nominated and awarded for his songwriting, and his tracks have been featured in films, television shows, and even Grey Cup commercials. His songs have also been recorded by artists like Tim McGraw and Lady Antebellum singer Charles Kelly.

His next album, 'Both Ways,' is set to be released on April 20. But until then, here are his 20 funniest tweets from just this year alone.

Are there any parenting books that recommend taking your kid’s iPad, throwing it like a frisbee into a sewer and then spinning and laughing maniacally in the street in front of your house while your kids are asleep inside?

— Donovan Woods (@DonovanWoods) January 30, 2018

Just got asked if I was, “that songwriter guy, Devin Wood,” while in line at Starbucks. It took a long time and nearly ruined my life but this big-time fame was worth it.

— Donovan Woods (@DonovanWoods) January 30, 2018

You know what they should do instead of Groundhog Day? Nothing. Just do a normal morning where nothing happens.

— Donovan Woods (@DonovanWoods) February 2, 2018

Listen, there’s this bread store near my house and if you give them just, like, some money, they’ll give you a whole loaf of bread just for you.

— Donovan Woods (@DonovanWoods) February 15, 2018

Every Canadian dude who says awful stuff on here has a profile picture of an empty Muskoka chair in front of a lake.

— Donovan Woods (@DonovanWoods) February 16, 2018

I would pay $200 to see Scott and Tessa kiss. I don’t care if that’s wrong.

— Donovan Woods (@DonovanWoods) February 20, 2018

Amazing how dads always manage to stay consistently one generation behind in sunglasses coolness.

— Donovan Woods (@DonovanWoods) February 25, 2018

A band called Meme Dream and then your first is album is called Dream Meme. Honestly I’m tired of coming up with all the cool ideas.

— Donovan Woods (@DonovanWoods) March 4, 2018

There’ll never be anything as rebellious as dressing up in vintage outfits and ripping off songs by bands that your dad liked, I’ll tell you that.

— Donovan Woods (@DonovanWoods) March 4, 2018

"Oh, there's an ethical discussion about The Bachelor going on? Please, tell me more" (barrels rolls out of car, walks to old farm house, gets job as farm hand, works 3 years, saves money, buys house in nearby village, works as lawnmower repairman until death by natural causes).

— Donovan Woods (@DonovanWoods) March 6, 2018

The universe isn’t trying to tell you anything because it’s just, like, rocks and gasses and shit, so if it feels like the universe is telling you to do something, probably you just kinda want to do it.

— Donovan Woods (@DonovanWoods) March 7, 2018

When someone in the band already has their ‘show outfit’ on, I like to say, “What time do you think you’ll put your show outfit on?” I think that’s funny every time.

— Donovan Woods (@DonovanWoods) March 16, 2018

If someone DMs you saying they’re me and asking for money, make sure you look for the blue checkmark. If it’s there then yeah that is me and I just need like $30, be cool.

— Donovan Woods (@DonovanWoods) March 16, 2018

To anyone out there celebrating St. Patrick’s Day, I’m sorry this happened to you. You should’ve made better friend-choices during your 20s, I guess.

— Donovan Woods (@DonovanWoods) March 17, 2018

The best part about this “lifetime guarantee” on the new guitar cable I bought is how useful that’ll be after I forget it at a venue in like two days.

— Donovan Woods (@DonovanWoods) March 21, 2018

My new thing is I check all my bags and walk on the plane with just a book like some kind of elegant asshole prince.

— Donovan Woods (@DonovanWoods) March 23, 2018

If you miss the Blue Jays home opener today, don’t worry, there’s still 46 thousand games left this season.

— Donovan Woods (@DonovanWoods) March 29, 2018

Working on some new mottos for the city of Mississauga:
1. Mississauga: Cars
2. Mississauga: It sure is driving
3. Mississauga: A traffic jam that became a city
4. Mississauga: Our mayor is a Honda Odyssey

— Donovan Woods (@DonovanWoods) April 1, 2018

Maybe we should do a CBC Radio 55 that’s just 24/7 old men calling in to lecture us about how social services aren’t actually “free”. “Nothing’s free,” they’ll say. Riveting stuff.

— Donovan Woods (@DonovanWoods) April 4, 2018

I want my legs to feel good again. Like, bike shorts under Umbros good. #1994

— Donovan Woods (@DonovanWoods) April 11, 2018