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Carlo Cudicini - Tottenham - Cudicini's looks were made for the movies. 

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Glen Johnson - Stoke City - Glen Johnson won the gene pool lottery. 

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Andy Carroll - West Ham - Carroll, why are you so sexy?

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Olivier Giroud - Arsenal - If you don't watch football, Giroud is a reason to start. 

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Toby Alderweireld - Tottenham - It's not fair to be that cute, Alderweireld. 

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Lucas Piazon - Chelsea - There's just something about being focused that's so attractive. 

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Loris Karius - Liverpool - Karius looks like he's come straight out of a magazine ad. 

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Eden Hazard - Chelsea - Staring right into your soul.

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Alvaro Morata - Chelsea - Those muscular legs look like they can run for days. 

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Aaron Ramsey - Arsenal - Ramsey's looks deserve a trophy of their own.

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Alexandre Lacazette - Arsenal - Lacazette looks like the type of guy who would take you out dancing.

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Alvaro Morata - Chelsea - He's applauding his insanely good looks. 

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Marcos Alonso - Chelsea - Alonso is so photogenic it hurts. 

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Emre Can - Liverpool - Why isn't he on all of our billboards yet?

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Matt Mills - Nottingham - Those legs. Those eyes. That everything.

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Liam Bridcutt - Nottingham - Bridcutt's physique was chiselled from stone. 

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Nicolas Otamendi - Manchester City - If you like beards and tattoos, Otamendi is the one. 

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Ricky Holmes - Sheffield United - Holmes's piercing blue eyes would make anybody's heart melt.

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Kyle Walker - Manchester City - Handsomely graceful Walker.

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Brahim Diaz - Manchester City - Diaz has a jaw chiselled by the gods.  

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Fernando Llorente - Tottenham - Tottenham is blessed. 

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Juan Mata - Manchester United - Mata and that gorgeous facial hair. 

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Paulo Gazzaniga - Tottenham - Gazzaniga should not be playing football with those good looks. 

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Mustapha Carayol - Nottingham - God bless those legs! 

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Jamal Blackman - Sheffield United - Blackman's face, eyes, and hair are gifts to this world.

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Kalvin Phillips - Leeds United - How can he look so unbothered and sexy at the same time? 

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Gareth Bale - Wales - Oh, Bale! Stop smiling before we all die. 

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Sergio Romero - Manchester United - What a time to be alive. 

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